Blah blah blah Trump something something… Carly Fioriono yeah yeah… Jeb zzzzzzz… BUT HOLY MOLEY, did you SEE the yummy piece of eye candy sitting behind Jake Tapert?! WOW! Now THAT’S how you fill out an audience! You put the hottest guy, like, EVER, front and center and make sure that whenever things get dull or silly or the candidates start nattering on about anti-vaccinations for too long, you just zoom in on #HotDebateGuy and let the Twitterati go berserk.
BuzzFeed was on it, of course, and by the end of the debate had discovered who he was.
Multiple anonymous sources reached out to say that the ~mystery~ BABE sitting behind Jake Tapper is none other than Greg Caruso, and CBS is reporting the same. A graduate of USC, Greg’s father is Rick Caruso, a real estate development titan in Los Angeles and owner of shopping mega-complex The Grove.
Sooooo… he’s gorgeous AND he’s set to inherit THE FREAKIN’ GROVE. I think we’ve found ourselves a husband!
For all you thirsty randos pic.twitter.com/D2azbTfMiA
— Dorsey Shaw (@dorseyshaw) September 17, 2015