Okay, I stole that headline from Dlisted, maybe the best blog on the Internets, and definitely my daily OCD “go-to” and then “go-to-again” and then “go-to-again-and-again” site. The mysterious Michael K is the twisted sister behind Dlisted and according to his “Birthday Sluts” post, today is the blog’s 8th anniversary. Condragulations from your devoted followers at WOW.