We’re putting these three in the fighting pits of Mereen, to battle to the death over who’s the most fabulous: Gaga with her wacky, wired braids, Jared Leto in his boner-inducing Joker drag, and thew always sublime Bjork wearing what can only be described as interplanetrary butterfly chic. Check out their looks below.

First up: Lady Gaga seen leaving her London hotel in questionable Pippi Longstocking braids, even more questionable triple eyebrows (and undereyebrows?) (dafuq?), and a vaguely futuristic dress.

Next we have Jared Leto looking prettier, scarier, and more fabulous than we’ve seen throughout the Suicide Squad shoot– which gives me hope. I WANT TO BELIEVE HE’S GOING TO BE ICONIC IN THIS ROLE. I NEED TO BELIEVE IT.

And, finally, a dozen or pics of Bjork performing on the main stage at Governors Ball Music Festival on New York City’s Randall’s Island, last Saturday afternoon. The dress is by Nikoline Liv Andersen, a 2006 Danish Design School graduate, with a headpiece by James Merry, her personal assistant and close collaborator. BLISS. (I feel like Daphne Guinness is somewhere cutting herself, whispering “it should have been mine, it should have been mine…”)

It’s not even really a question of who the winner is, is it? Bjork by a landslide. If you feel differently, however, leave a comment on our Facebook page.

(Gaga and Leto pics: Pacific Coast News; Bjork pics: THE FABULOUS Santiago Felipe)