Above a porn shop in Times Square, back in the ’80s, there used to be a store called “Animal & Vegetable Outfits for People Inc.” I used to LOVE it. I remember I bought a purple gorilla suit there and wore it as my heavy coat one winter. I remember another season where was a glittering artichoke at all the major parties. I still dream about my kickass cockroach outfit and a super-terrific banana I had. I think it’s time to bring back the old animal and vegetable look. It just feels right. C’mon: Don’t you carrot all? Lettuce give it a whirl!