You know how sometimes you and your friends sit around lamenting that there’s nothing new under the sun, all the good ideas have been taken, and you were born too late? I’m hear to tell you, my friend, that the invention of the Hood Thong proves you and your slacker buddies wrong. You are living in an age of wonderment! Now, at first glance you might think that Han & Brikauski (the presenters of the Hood Thong) are a couple of crack-smoking idiots, because where on EARTH would you wear such a pointless outfit? Then it becomes clear: ROCK CLIMBING, OF COURSE. Erotic rock climbing, specifically. I’m also thinking it might be nice worn with a cloak if you happen to be in Middle Earth this season and need to do a quick striptease to distract the Orcs. Or something. My point? It’s versatile. It’s got a HOOD. And I love it. My only question is: Does it come with the yarn tassels? Because they’re pretty hot, too.
