A Japanese samurai in colorful armor (that looks like an old Kenzo sweater from the ’80s I once had) by Baron Raimund Von Stillfried, circa 1865–1875. I love the chonmage hairdo where the front of the head is shaved while the remaining mullet is bound up in a bun or topknot to keep a samurai’s helmet on his head. As a man whose receding hairline left him with few options, I’m thinking we should bring this look back.