Miley was footloose and stylist-free in Miami last night, sporting a silver tinsel wig, silver pasties, and short-shorts over glitter tights. And if you’re looking to me to be the fashion police, you’ve come to the wrong blog. I LOVE IT. Yes, it’s a total trainwreck of a look, but REALLY. How many celebrities actually dress themselves these days? And dress themselves with such JOI DE VIVRE? I love her headstrong ways. I love the way she just throws image concerns to the wind. Rihanna would NEVER go anywhere without having her outfit vetted by her stylist. This is like the glory days of Cher’s “roller disco” phase.
I do worry, however, that she is corrupting my baby Patrick Schwarzenegger. He looks a little worse for the wear in these pics. No surprise. I imagine keeping up with Hurricane Miley has got to be exhausting. DON’T FORGET TO TAKE DISCO NAPS, DARLING.
Says Pacific Coast News:
Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger seen partying out in Miami. Miley Cyrus left her hotel appearing a bit bleary eyed and wearing pasties with no top. She then went to Dream nightclub where she spent more than two hours and then moved the party to Eleven Nightclub for after-hours, with Patrick and friends.
Here they are leaving Eleven at 5:30am, holding hands.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)