Really: Where were all the monkey dicks? Screen Junkies has made an honest movie trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes that skewers apes doing Christian Bale/Batman impressions, generic human characters nobody cares about, and an absolutely forgettable plot about… fixing a dam?
Audiences went bananas over the latest film in cinema’s wordiest-titled franchise, so relive this summer’s blockbuster hit, ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’. Or is it Rise? We can never remember.