See more at “If I Did It” by OJ Simpson.

D’oh! Here’s something peculiar. We just came across this channel on WOW TV, featuring a reading of the whole first chapter of a leaked copy of OJ Simpson’s unreleased book If I Did It, in which OJ puts forward a hypothetical description of the murders he was acquitted for in 1995. Only thing is, the first chapter is read by a clown called Sparkle. What is it with clowns? Prepare to be unsettled as the clown reads about spousal abuse and adultery in a child-friendly voice.