And speaking of flipping mattresses and changing the linen, we were putting fresh sheets on our bed the other weekend (the fab leopard-skin pattern), when OMG (literally – oh my God) we saw the face of Jesus! – the popularly accepted version – just like people are always seeing on their toast and in stains seeping out of their walls. You do see it, don’t you? Hadda be a sign of something, we thought, because we’d never noticed it all the other times we’d taken those same sheets off and put them on. But of course it didn’t mean anything and now we’re just wondering how much we could get on eBay.