James St. James just sent this Hollywood romance update to the WOW Report. Some of it’s sad. We’re going to use boldface:

Not only have Wilmer and Lindsay split, but Kurt and Goldie too. Kurt was jealous that Goldie was spending too much time with Pakistani cricket legend Imran Khan. Imran, you might recall, just separated from his wife Jemima (Princess Di’s best friend). And Jemima, of course, is Hugh Grant‘s new love. So Jemima got Hugh, while Imran got Goldie. I think Jemima got the better deal.

(So who got Lindsay?)