I know you’ve been in a blind panic, thinking to yourselves “the holiday’s are here ALREADY? What am I going to get James St James?” Well, take a deep breath. Relax. I’ve got you covered. Just get me this stunning Ana Khouri 18 karat rose gold and diamond hand bracelet (or “knucklet”) from the Barneys Christmas catalogue. Lovely, isn’t it? It’s only $21,200 – very affordable in these tough economic times. Perfect for everyday wear as well as evenings out on the town. Of course, mother always said that rose gold was vulgar, so perhaps you could have one custom made in platinum? That wouldn’t be too much of a bother, would it? Thanks, doll. Oh, and Merry Christmas!