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Honest Question: Do I Need These Superman, Batman, and Iron Man Suits?

By James St. James on August 31, 2016 4:33 pm

 

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On the one hand, no I probably don’t need them. They’re kind of corny. And I’m probably a little too old to be wearing superhero outfits to work.

On the other hand, are you freakin’ KIDDING me? THEY’RE BATMAN, SUPERMAN, AND IRON MAN SUITS!!! Of COURSE I need them!!!

“Slim fit for a tailored look (YES!), 100% polyester (OK!), double vent (SURE!), dry clean only (WELL, OF COURSE!)”  –and at just $249 it’s a BARGAIN when you compare it to the Prada and Commes Des Garcons numbers you’re USED to buying.

I just love them. I’ll take all three, please. Thank you for helping me solve that problem.

These outfits and more at FunSuits.com.

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Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and… totally dressed to the nines. Clark Kent probably wouldn’t show up to a fancy Daily Planet after-party in spandex, but we’re pretty sure he would show up in this exclusive Alter Ego Superman suit for men.

With costume details taken from the iconic film Man of Steel, it’s a fashion forward way to bring Superman into the 21st century with eye-catching design and comfortable style. The sublimated costume printing on the jacket and matching pants means you can still go toe-to-toe with Lex Luthor, but you’ll maintain a suave look so you can still attend the big Metropolis gala with Lois Lane without having to change first. A small hint of your true self will show through the top of the jacket, but if you choose to unfasten the top coat buttons you will show the world the full Kryptonian symbol for Truth, Justice And The American Way on the included graphic print button up shirt.

This suit’s features—fully lined slim cut jacket, pants, and a solid bowtie, make it the epitome of modern Metropolis sophistication.

Fabric & Care
100% polyester.
Dry clean only.
Jacket
Slim fit for a tailored look.
Two interior pockets; three exterior pockets.
Double vent.
Dress Shirt
97% Cotton 3% Spandex
Superman symbol on front.
Pants
Zip fly with hook-and-bar closure.
Two front pockets; two buttoned rear pockets.
Finished hem.
Bow Tie
Fully adjustable; hook clasp.

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The Suit Gotham City Deserves.

Crime never takes a break. Just when you thought you could go out and attend that Gotham City gala of great importance, the Joker has to go and do something crazy. But you already knew that the city’s villains are an ever evolving plague upon the innocent. That just means our heroes must have an ever evolving answer to their schemes (all while maintaining healthy social lives). Finally, that goal can be achieved with the next evolutionary stage in Batsuit design.

Straight from the Batcave to your already impressive wardrobe, this exclusive Alter Ego Dark Knight suit for men features exterior printing that recreates the Batsuit from the iconic films on fine menswear. Both the jacket and pants capture the essence of the Dark Knight with the look of molded armor and utility belt details, and it even comes with a matching bow tie.

When fully assembled, you’ll create the illusion of Batman’s sophisticated tactical gear while still remaining suitable for a relaxing night out with miss Selina Kyle or, let’s face it, an unexpected rendezvous with Gotham City’s infamous Rogues Gallery.

Fabric & Care
100% polyester.
Dry clean only.
Jacket
Slim fit for a tailored look.
Two interior pockets; Three exterior pockets.
Double vent.
Pants
Zip fly with hook-and-bar closure.
Two front pockets; two buttoned rear pockets.
34″ inseam unhemmed, extendable.
Bow Tie
Fully adjustable; hook clasp.

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Late Night with Tony Stark.

A full social schedule doesn’t leave a lot of time to be out and about saving the world from aliens, maniacal robots, and Hydra supervillains, but what if you really could have it all? Is it possible to enjoy a swanky party or two while also enjoying the superhero duties of a world-class Avenger?

With our exclusive Alter Ego Iron Man suit for men you can show the world that you’re the next Tony Stark (but even better looking). This exclusive suit for men features a sublimated print of Iron Man’s iconic armor on the jacket and pants both, which means you’ll stand out in almost any setting, whether it’s a posh fundraiser or a casual night out with the boys. The repulsor beam graphics printed on the sleeves won’t give you the ability to fly or shoot lasers, and it certainly doesn’t come with a sophisticated A.I. installed, but should Whiplash or The Mandarin make an unwanted appearance at your poolside soiree, you’re going to completely destroy them in the style department.

This fully lined, slim cut suit also comes with a solid bow tie so you can feel completely confident with your dashing look of a genius, playboy, billionaire philanthropist. © MARVEL 2016

Fabric & Care
100% polyester.
Dry clean only.
Jacket
Slim fit for a tailored look.
Two interior pockets; three exterior pockets.
Double vent.
Pants
Zip fly with hook-and-bar closure.
Two front pockets; two buttoned rear pockets.
34″ inseam unhemmed, extendable.
Bow Tie
Fully adjustable; hook clasp.

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