Fans go berserk as One Direction’s Zayn Malik practices his boxing moves outside the tour bus. The girl filming this was clearly so galvanized by his passion for the sport she screamed “HIT ME IN THE FACE, ZAYN!” Which is, hmmmmm, not something I encourage young girls to scream at boys. In fact, of all the things you could possibly scream at Zayn, should you ever find yourself in close proximity to him, “Hit me in the face!” isn’t even in the top 10. Please trust me on this. (t/y Neil)