Alexander Graham Bell (1847-1922)
He invented the telephone and, just as amazing, also the metal detector! He was just so damn sexy. Look at that beard. He looks like he should be playing bass in a hipster band in some tiny Portland bar on a stage lit only by party lights and the broken dreams of the performers. I bet Thomas Watson got all horny when he heard those first words, whispered huskily through the mouthpiece: “Mr. Watson, come here. I want to see you.” Hawt.