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Highlights for Grownups

By Stephen Saban on December 30, 2004 3:18 am

This Year at the WOW Report

• George Clooney stumps for his dad’s run for the House of Representatives.

• People die in record numbers at and en route to The Passion of the Christ. And are moved to confess to murders they’d gotten away with.

• Ashton is 30, not 26?

• The Grey Album.

•  Homersexuality.

• Audience sues Creed for a lackluster concert.

• Idol Moments for Women, Idol Spirit for Men: perfumes inspired by American Idol.

• Paris Is Burning‘s voguer Willi Ninja schools Paris Hilton and other socialites in how to walk.

• Wardrobe malfunction = TV dysfunction.

• An iPod in every room, a gay on every sitcom.

• Showbiz Moms & Dads.

• Stephen Sprouse dies.

• Winston Churchill’s parrot still alive, still railing against Hitler and the Nazis.

• House of Clues host Reef Karim makes People‘s Sexiest Men Alive list.

• The all-gay TV channel, Pink, launches in France.

•  Rebecca and Michael McCall, whose toddler son is named ESPN after the sports channel, renewed their wedding vows over a cake in the shape of an iPod.

• Anus bleaching.

• Guys Gone Wild, the DVD collection.

• Testicle tucks lift men’s morale.

• “Doing a Lynndie” becomes a fad pose in the UK, inspired by the infamous photo of Abu Ghraib’s Lynndie English.

• Marge Simpson finally makes the cover of Maxim.

•  Matt Haber’s dog, Missy, blogs the Oscars for Low Culture.

• Pumping parties.

• From the grave, director John Schlesinger accuses Madonna of contributing to his death.

• Vincent Gallo gets Chloë Sevigny to blow him in his movie The Brown Bunny.

• Courtney Love allows a fan to suckle her at a New York Wendy’s.

• Cupcakes are the new birthday cake.

• Rick James dies.

• The Hidden Fuhrer outs Adolph, then Larry Kramer insists he was a meth head as well.

• Party Monster, the movie, creates a monster cult.

• Prisoner #97A-6595 blabs long distance to James St. James.

• Antonio Sabato Jr gets pummeled backstage at a Heatherette show.

• Burger King creates the Subservient Chicken website.

• Madonna re-invents her name as Esther, for kabbalah’s sake.

• David Lee Roth becomes a paramedic.

(Coming up soon! The 2004 Wowie Awards! A list not to be missed!)

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