Is there a haltrexone-like implant that can prevent inappropriate rage? If so, strap Naomi Campbell down and stick it in her. Already in trouble for her serial bashing of assistants, Campbell the other day caused $55,000 worth of damage to her boyfriend’s yacht because she was unhappy with the chef’s choice of wine and antipasti. She apparently hurled dishes and broke furniture in a fit of temper after she asked the chef to serve a romantic meal for her and her still-new love, Prince Badr Jafar of Dubai, but found the tomato, mozzarella, and dried ham appetizer unacceptable. Way to impress a prince. (The Sun via Luxist)