Have you seen the hiccup girl on the Today show? Such gripping TV that they had her back this morning. Here’s what my friend Clancy Cavnar says about the girl’s future:

Such a hit, still not cured. This may be the highlight of her life. Will it be a letdown for her to be cured? A fast slide into promiscuity may ensue. She’ll get hooked on the meds they give her to relax her diaphragm and then move on to heroin.

– Randy Barbato