On the second episode of WOW’s reality series Carnie Wilson: Unstapled, airing tonight on GSN at 8PM, the Newlywed Game host gets weighed and measured by her handsome musician husband, Rob Bonfiglio. And… And, well, you’ll find out when you watch – so meanwhile, here are 10 things you don’t know about Carnie Wilson:
1. She arranged most of the harmonies for Wilson Phillips.
2. She is obsessed with miniature things (except penises).
3. If she were not an alcoholic she would be living in Tuscany and drinking wine (all day).
4. She wishes she were a gay man (watch out bubbies).
5. She really weighs 120lbs.
6. She has an aversion to scalp smell; it makes her gag.
7. She thinks slipping or falling is funny (but not if someone gets hurt).
8. She watches Unstapled (at least three times per episode).
9. She is perfectly genius in her own skin.
10. She loves her own pussy.