Kim goes all “porno sea captain” on the cover of Rolling Stone (shot by, who else, Terry Richardson) – and looks absolutely GORGEOUS. Although I have a feeling that she arrived on set with a stylist who pulled the entire S/S 16 collections of Balmain, Balenciaga , and Givenchy – only to be told she was wearing a red bra and tee-shirt from the Bizzy Bee stripper store on Hollywood Boulevard. HA! I would have loved to have seen her face when Terry explained the concept for the shoot (“Think SEXY POPEYE!”). She probablye cried.
In the article, Kim gets candid about her brother Rob. Poor dear, sweet Rob.
“It’s not that mysterious, what’s happening with Rob,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 34, said of her sibling, who has been hiding out at sister Khloe Kardashian’s house since 2013. “He has gained weight. He feels uncomfortable being on the show, and that’s OK.”
“Do I think he smokes weed, drinks beer, hangs out and plays video games with his friends all day long? Yes,” she added honestly. When asked if she thought “it’s not more like hookers and meth at the Ritz,” the Selfish author, whom RS notes is a “kind person,” was quick to shut down that possibility.
“No, no,” she said, laughing. “Or he’d be skinny.”
Sometimes I really love her.
(via Us Magazine)
UPDATE: After reading the article, here are the best descriptive passages:
She’s a jungle Aphrodite escaped from a forest of big-booty nymphs, with a mane as thick as a horses’s and as black as volcanic rock. Her eyelashes flutter like teeny-tiny go-go dancers’ fans. Her nails are small, elegant talons, painted a color that manages to be both onyx and the bloodiest red. But it is Kardashian’s body that is the thing, of course, and today, as always, her clothing is so tight it feels transgressive, clinging in particular to that strange, glorious butt, a formerly taboo body part that is now not only an inescapable part of the American erotic but also our best and most welcome distraction from climate change, income inequality and ISIS.
But in terms of cultural fault lines, sometimes it seems like Kim Kardashian’s creamy thighs bestride an entire nation.
Women have long asked for fair vagina representation in media, for their vaginas not only to be sexual objects but to smell and bleed and pop out babies, and on their show, Kardashian vaginas do all that and more, which is very different than other pop-culture vaginas.