This holiday season decorate your facial hairy parts with beard lights. A set is just $14 on Firebox and they don’t just light up, they also flash!
Their website says,
“Not got room for a Christmas tree in your dismally small rental flat? Join the club! Don’t bother with one of those dinky desk-sized ones, just get these and make yourself the tree this year.”
They come in different colors and 18 is enough to decorate your goatee to a full-on Santa Claus bush.