From EW: “Hey, remember that time everyone was worried about Justin Bieber’s stolen laptop and camera? Turns out, it was just one giant psych – so you’re off the hook, Tacoma-area thieves! The stolen-gear claims made by Bieber and his label were all part of a coordinated publicity stunt designed to pique your interest in the video for ‘Beauty and the Beat,’ his Believe collaboration with Nicki Minaj. ‘On October of 2012 three hours of personal footage was stolen from musician Justin Bieber,’ the video hosted on Bieber’s official Vevo account reads. ‘The following footage was illegally uploaded by an anonymous blogger.’ In fact, the clip features DIY-style scenes of a massive waterpark party, complete with beer pong, babes, and, of course, Ms. Minaj, the sudden queen of dubiously leaked videos. Take a look at the fake found footage for yourself in the ‘Beauty and the Beat,’ top, left.” You know, I might have actually liked the video had they not resorted to such a cheap publicity stunt to get me to watch it. As it stands, I’m totally irritated. Even Nicki’s rhyming: “Buns out/wiener/but I gotta keep an eye out for Selener” as she grinds against Justin’s crotch, can’t win me over.