Apparently, Tom Brady’s girlfriend Gisele Bundchen is responsible for his cocksure team losing the Super Bowl. The Giants were super (model) motivated to win. After the Patriots won 21-12 over the Chargers, the smug Bundchen said she’d run naked down Broadway if the Patriots lost to the Giants on Sunday. Unfortunately, before the Super Bowl happened, she recanted – but not out of modesty:
“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking – Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”
Said a Giants fan: “I haven’t been to a Broadway show in over 20 years. But Gisele Bundchen naked, with Tom Brady watching helplessly on the sidelines, now that’s one show I’d pay Broadway prices to see.” (Sportsline)
Ed note: We’re not sure how much – if any – of this story is true.