This just in. Pete Doherty’s cat, Dinger, recently gave birth to five kittens and when one of them fell ill Pete took it to the vet where it was found to have traces of cocaine it its blood. Could this mean Doherty is somehow the father? “It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed,” said a rep for the RSPCA. “But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.” Removed? Meanwhile, “Dinger” is, one assumes, chav slang for syringe. (Digital Spy)