The New York Dolls famously sang, “Trash, don’t pick it up, don’t throw your life away,” but if you’ve thrown your life away already, that sage advice is moot. We knew it but now it’s official that George O’Dowd will be spending five days in the scorching-hot month of August with a broom and plastic bags (and other misdemeanoring types) cleaning up the streets of lower Manhattan (where he once ruled the club scene), performing community service for falsely reporting a crime back in March. (High and paranoid, he thought he was being burgled, which happens frequently.) We’re wondering if any of those women who lied when they said they’d been raped ever had to pick shit up off the streets.
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