If you think your mechanic fucks around with your car, meet Chris Donald, a mechanic who literally loves to service cars. And by service we mean have intercourse. “Some men like boobs and bums,” says Donald, who has a carpeted double garage at his home in the West Country of England, “but I much prefer curvy bodywork.” If you’re wondering how he’s able to physically fuck a car after a makeout session in the back seat, consider the exhaust pipe. Some of his hot sexual conquests have been a Bentley Arnage, a Porsche, and a Jaguar XK8. (t/y Steven)