It’s said that the real reason Posh didn’t want to become friends with Paris isn’t because Paris doesn’t wear knickers but because she was afraid the heiress would come sniffing around Becks and try to take him from her. Paris has even been rumored to have said as much. But we’re thinking Posh might want to start looking in the other direction as well. Her husband’s buddy-buddy business and girlish posturing puts Amercan footballers’ butt-patting to shame. We’re just saying.