Yes, Airmail is presenting their parody rag: MAGAzine!
It’s the
“Official Lifestyle Publication and Policy Journal of Your Once and Future Favorite President“
With columns like:
- Princess Diary A typical day with Ivanka Trump—wife, mom, fashion icon … perfectly happy Florida exile … defendant … Let her show you how to have it all!
- My House Is a Very, Very Nice House (Where I Really Live) At home with MAGA’s most intriguing new star By George Santos
- Ask Melania Pearls of wisdom from the world’s kindest, most empathetic, and not at all checked-out advice columnist…
A sample letter to advice columnist, Melania;
Dear Melania:
You’re one of the most beautiful, smart, and accomplished women in America, with great taste, a fabulous marriage, and a fantastic husband. So am I. But just like you, I don’t get invited to the Met Ball anymore. I can’t get on the cover of Vogue.
I mean, they’re putting men in dresses on the cover these days!!! And Kardashians!!! Even Harper’s Bazaar has zero—bupkes!—interest in me!!! If you got the chance, what would you say to Anna to change her mind?
And what should I say to my former friends Chelsea and Karlie, who lord this over me? —I.T.; Miami Beach, Fla.
Dear Ivanka Trump:
I really don’t care about Christmas decorations. Do U?
And more! Check out the entire issue on Airmail here.
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