The Sun reports Teri Hatcher’s anger over Desperate Housewives bosses’ habit of digitally reducing her “excitable nipples.”

She said: “The whole first season, thousands of dollars were spent digitally erasing my nipples. I think Grey’s Anatomy gets to have nipples and I have a little beef to have with the network about that. Then again, they are on at 10 o’clock – 10 o’clock, you can have nipples, 9 o’clock, no nipples.”

I’m not sure I feel that strongly either way about seeing Hatcher’s nipples, but it is a shame the producers can’t digitally erase last season’s annoying loose plot-ends – or Eva Longoria, for that matter – completely from the screen.

– Steven Corfe