Our POTUS loves fake news so much there just seems to more and more of it. The Alt Right conspiracy site Liberal Darkess issued a warning two years ago concerning fireworks. No, they weren’t worried about kids blowing off fingers, they believe fireworks were laced with chemtrails that turn you gay!

“The CDC confirms that since the 2015 fireworks season, there has been a drastic 1.2% increase in the amount of men confirming their homosexuality. Even more troubling there is now an estimated 53% of men suspected to be secretive or agnostic by their homosexuality.”

It gets better…

“If your family has shot off any fireworks or you plan to watch a display tonight, beware, for the gays will be out preying on those who have inhaled a good amount of the smoke from fireworks contaminated with homosexual chemtrail.

The alteration of brain chemistry is swift and powerful at first, so men who are seduced tonight will be be so confused by all their new emotions and lust, they will give into gays. The buddy-system should be used, where no straight man is left alone this Fourth of July, so that they gays cannot take this opportunity to commit acts of hedonism on his body as the amount of chemtrail in the air drastically increases with all the firework explosions everywhere.”

This must still be a thing, right? I mean, alt right? Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

From Liberal Darkness:
“Military drone unleashes a stream of super-heated air laden with homosexual chemtrails. Drones such as this were seen flying sorties over Ireland days before a vote that turned the nation over into legalized gay marriage.”
Well, duh. Anybody can tell this is gay –there’s a friggin’ rainbow shooting out the rear end!

(T/Y Roy: via Liberal Darkness)