Did you watch Girls last night? Maybe I’m just a jaded old piss queen, but I don’t get the internet’s uproar over Adam peeing on Hannah in the shower. Crystal Bell over at HuffPo clutched her pearls and ran an editorial saying: “It’s time to talk about that vile, aforementioned scene. How could Adam think that peeing on Hannah was funny?! I’ve tried to give Adam the benefit of the doubt, but he just went too far this week. I’m sorry, Hannah, but he’s disgusting. Why would you stay with someone who pees on you and thinks it’s funny? It’s not like this was in a sexually adventurous way either. If Fifty Shades of Grey has taught me anything, it’s that those acts requite consent. Is she that desperate for love? Or is her desire for a great story blinding her judgement? The sad thing is that Adam actually says some meaningful stuff after the shower scene, but I just couldn’t bring myself to care.” Which seems WAY HARSH. I remember the first time someone peed on me in the shower. I was 19, and still a bit of a hot-house flower. I was DUMBFOUNDED that anyone would do such a thing. My boyfriend was a bit rough around the edges, like Adam, and like Adam he just laughed and laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world. “It’s just pee,” he said. “It washes right off. And you’re already in the shower.” I thought about it for two seconds, and realized he was right. It’s not like he peed on me in bed and ruined the mattress. So I got over it. It’s not a big deal. Since then I’ve probably been peed on HUNDREDS of times. Maybe gay men, and men in general, just don’t take pee too seriously. What do you think? Is peeing on someone in the shower THE MOST UNFORGIVABLE BREECH OF SEXUAL ETIQUETTE YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF? Or does it belong on the New York Times “Meh List”? Vanna White actually RECOMMENDS peeing in the shower, btw, as it keeps fungus off your feet. So there are health benefits. Tell me your piss stories and tell me what you think about Girls, in general, and Adam Driver in particular.