We bloggers are a terrible terrible people. No better than the paparazzi. We criticize and mock the likes of Britney Spears for airing her cooch in public, then try to ferret out (yes, ferret out) the vaguest sign of underbrush in a woman who has worn panties and a sexy dress and is trying difficultly to keep her vagina out of sight as she reaches down to touch her fans at the extremely upskirt-friendly People’s Choice Awards.