Remember when Angelina and Billy Bob (Bobelina?) romantically carried each other’s blood in vials around their necks? That almost makes sense next to this new product. Breath Capture™ features pendants and earrings designed to entrap your loved one’s breath so you can remember them while they’re away if you don’t have, you know, photographs handy but a quick whiff of garlic or ashtray will jog the memory. Bad breath, worse idea. (t/y Ian)

Note: You may want to insert a strand of your friend’s hair into the pendant before capturing their breath.