Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow talking her way out of a parking ticket in London yesterday. But not too long before that, she talked herself into a nasty spat with model Kate Moss at TopShop boss Philip Green’s 60th-birthday party in Cancun, Mexico. The story, according to the site Bohomoth, who got it from the London tab The Sun, goes like this: Gwyneth had gone for a jog on the beach before the big birthday bash. Kate was out for a walk, eating crisps, when Gwyneth ran past. Kate said, “Oi, what you out jogging for?” Gwyneth fired back, “So I don’t look like you when I get old.” Kate was speechless for a second then spat back and threw some crisps at her. She said, “Why don’t you eat some fucking carbs!” That’s it. But it made the rounds at the party. Meanwhile, did she get a ticket? Meanwhile, meanwhile, is it just us, or is Gwyneth beginning to look like Crispin Glover?