OK, here we have two of the most attractive people on the planet posing for magazine covers, and somehow they both botched it up. Amy Adam’s pink eyes and gummy grin are just wrongwrongwrong. She looks like Cynthia Nixon. And I’ve been staring at Brad all day and still can’t pinpoint what exactly went wrong here. Is it the fart face? The gray chin pubes? Or can I just not let go of our glorious golden boy of yore and let him age? Does Brad Pitt getting old remind me of my own setting sun? I want the Brad from the Pringles commercial! I want the Brad from Knot’s Landing! Come back to me, pretty boy!