Whooee, whatta day! In addition to its being National Coffee Break day at Starbucks, with free coffee for everyone during a portion of the morning (though drinking coffee so early is more of a breakfast than a break), it’s also the Ides of March. And Fabio’s birthday. He’s 47. Here’s an idea: Instead of gathering everyone into your cubicle, free coffees rapidly cooling in their hands, and singing “Happy birthday” to the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spokesmodel, let’s have him sing to us, shall we? Ready? (Play)