Our favorite gossip hag, Perez Hilton, has some advance news on the imminent breakups of both Tom & Katie and Kev & Britney (we refuse to call Kevin by his rap name until he earns it). Or at least some observations, if not outright news.
To avert suspicion, eight-months-pregnant (has it been that long?) Katie took flight to Australia to join Tom for a Scientology funeral when news of their split hit the tabs. Tom blames Katie for the news leak. Katie’s dad tells Life & Style that his daughter’s not happy. (No, Scientology didn’t die, just a Scientologist.)
(Yes, we know. There’s an item about WOW Report favorite Pete Doherty. But he can do better. Much better.)