What is it about NASCAR and the gays? Well, two of them, anyway. And perhaps they were into it only briefly because they were on assignment. Ross Matthews, better known as Ross the Intern from the Tonight show, is alerting his friends to watch Tonight tonight to see how he learned to work a NASCAR pit. “I saw the rough cut of this one and it was pretty good, if I say so m’self,” says h’mself. And our own James St James, you’ll remember, spent hours in the Mojave Desert, inappropriately dressed, for a segment on America’s Next Top Model that paired him with NASCAR driver Stanton Barrett. “You know how sometimes […] something will strike you as kitschy and irreverent and so retarded that it’s genius?” explains James of the experience. “Then later, under the blazing hot summer sun, in the middle of the California desert, surrounded by humor-impaired teenage girls, it might suddenly just stop working for you?” This post more or less requires us to rerun this clip of James.