Grace Jones, the tempestuous legendary diva, is being sued by the landlords of the luxury London flat she rented but no longer lives in. She allegedly owes $10,000 in back rent on the $75,600 yearly rent and $18,900 in damages. The damages are considered “widespread”: When she vacated, fixtures and fittings were broken, missing, or unusable due to being “impregnated” with cigarette smoke; cutlery had to be replaced, specifically spoons that had been “blackened” on the underside by a flame; and locks had to be changed because Jones refused to return the keys, bless her “blackened” little heart. When asked about the spoons, her manager said it sounded ” a little bit weird, that sounds a bit strange to me. If a spoon was dirty you would just put it in a dishwasher.” The suit was filed in May but the lawyers acting for the landlord haven’t been able to find the singer. Perhaps they should read the blogs.