Drew Droege as Chloe Sevigny is a goddamn national treasure. In his latest video, Chloe shares beauty secrets that include “awakening the skeleton with a bath of lavender gravy” and “shattering the skin with a bracing tonic of Best Foods Mayonnaise, Coca-Cola and Sudafed.” She also includes essential modeling poses one must master like “the scarab, concerned councilor, innocent passerby, scratch, resonance, Karlie Kloss, bottled furniture and round.” HA! Say “click” and watch below.