The Daily Mail today reported that (brace yourself for this) the Cannes Film Festival has just turned into a load of parties!
I for one can’t believe it… who’d think that a load of beautiful rich people in a sunny seaside town might spend every day getting arseholed and trying to do each other. It’s just not logical.
One resident was quoted saying “‘During the festival it’s all sex, sex, sex,’ he says. ‘Especially on
the yachts, where there is always lots of group sex. But then that’s
what billionaires like to spend their money on.”
Film producer Robert Stein-Rostaing said of one venue “‘This place is utterly debased – only people who want to do drugs or
find someone to have sex with could possibly enjoy it. You’d have to be
off your head even to stay long inside the main room. This is not what
the festival is about.”
(His personal webiste does have a photo album called Tripping in Tignes val Claret however)
I’ll see you all there next year… sounds f*cking brilliant!