We hear from britslashyank that Becks, Mr Posh Spice, will be crossing the pond to open a chain of fancy soccer schools for 8- to 15-year-olds, including one at the Home Depot Center in Carson, California.

The camp will consist of learning to dodge balls, how to handle media scandals, paparazzi pummeling, stupid baby name generating, fashion faux pas, and most importantly learning to be sexy with or without a shirt.

Dodging Michael Jackson wouldn’t be an unwise course to add to the curriculum at the Carson academy when it opens in June.