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Give ’em Mel

By WOW Staff on August 2, 2006 3:30 am

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Says Randy Barbato: “My friend Clancy turned me on to this fabulous Mel diatribe.”

it’s words. i know it’s words mel. i know you haven’t shot anyone. and i know that you’re probably not a nazi in this life. but shut up and listen. i’m here to speak up for the sugar titted, the jewish, the fudgepackers. you mess with one of us. you mess with all of us. what’s next? attacking those who love midcentury modern danish teak furniture? please don’t melvin. then there will be no part of me left to reject. and i will disappear in jewish, gay, sugar titted, midcentury modern obscurity, like a now invisible ms. gay dansk jewerson of topeka, new jersey.

“And I couldn’t help noticing the link for the [Ed note: totally unrelated – or is it?] horrifying world of kiddie pageant photo retouching.”


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