Bradley Cooper is a REAL American – times 4. He’s starred in American Hustle, he’s scheduled to shoot Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper next, and he’s attached to produce and possibly star in the Jay Roach–directed Lance Armstrong movie Red Blooded American. And now he has signed on to produce and star in American Blood. This is RIDICULOUS. Is it a guaranteed US marketing strategy? – put “American” in the title. Do they have a name generator that they just plug in a noun and you get a synopsis and a title? We’ve had American Wedding, American Pie, American Psycho, American Horror Story, American Beauty, American Dad, American Idol, American Addict, and The American. What is left? American Jellybean? American Actress? American Elbow Pain? I think they are really scraping the bottom of the American barrel.
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