If it isn’t unfortunate enough that it’s possible she could be dead by the time they’re 25 and really need to talk to her, Marcia Cross, 44, saddled her newborn twin girls with the porn-star names Eden and Savannah. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a porn star, mind you. We’re just saying. And, come to think of it, they won’t have to change their names when they take up the profession. Twins doing DP? We’re there. (Photo: Regine Mahaux/Getty via People)