CNN, the venerated Cable News Network, took valuable time out from its busy schedule covering important news stories, like the Michael Jackson events of the day, to explain a Michael Jackson story of the other day – to wit, that shadowy figure moving about the star’s bedroom during a live tour of his house on Larry King Live, which millions of fans took to be his ghost. Turns out it was NOT the ghost of Michael Jackson after all, but merely the shadow of someone from another network walking across the room in front of TV lights. Really, CNN? No one’s gonna buy that preposterous story.