TMZ caught Perry Root Taylor, Britney Spears’ bodyguard and sometime manny, on video as he did some what appears to be personal shopping. What were the odds that would ever happen? He does Spears proud here with his nothing-to-say nothingness short of “No comment.” Turns out he’s a 28-year-old Naval Academy graduate. You must have military training on your résumé to work for Britney, for so many reasons. Watch the clip here and read more about him here.