I’m nice enough to take home to Mother. But only if Father is not at home.
2. What’s the title of your autobiography?
The Devil Made Me Do It.
3. Who plays you in the movie?
It’s a toss-up between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.
4. Who do you go to for advice?
I never make a move without my Ouija board.
5. What makes you cry?
When I drop something heavy on my foot. Also, “president” George Bush.