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You are here: Home / Misc / George Clooney Creates a Helpful PSA for “Dumb Sh*t” Science Deniers. Watch

George Clooney Creates a Helpful PSA for “Dumb Sh*t” Science Deniers. Watch

By Trey Speegle on August 18, 2019 12:04 pm

George Clooney in a hilarious Jimmy Kimmel Live taped piece outlined his vision to stop such “highly contagious” “dumb shit” through a (fake) organization called United to Defeat Untruthful Misinformation And Support Science, or UDUMASS.

Clooney says,

“Science has given us unprecedented knowledge of the natural world, from subatomic particles to the majesty of space. Science enables us to cure diseases, to communicate across great distances and to fly. Tragically, though, the volumes of invaluable knowledge gathered over centuries are now threatened by an epidemic of dumb fucking idiots saying dumb fucking shit.

Dumb shit is highly contagious, infecting the minds of even the most stable geniuses.”

Cut to a clip of the Trump randomly asserting that windmill noise causes cancer.

“As a result, rampant dumbfuckery now threatens our health, our security and our planet. Your generous contribution to UDUMASS will provide desperately needed knowledge to dumb, fucking idiots on Facebook and Twitter all around the world.

Twenty dollar donations will be directed toward climate change, with $50 reaching the level of vaccination re-education and $200 teaching 10 dip-shit knuckle-draggers that dinosaurs existed but not at the same time as people. Together, we can win the fight against dumbfuckiness.”

Watch.

(Photo, screen grab; via Rolling Stone)

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