“I’d love to have a girlfriend – if I weren’t gay,” Jeremy Piven told Playboy. “That’s right, I’m gay!” The Entourage star also said that at the moment he’s “the motherfucking pretty girl” at the party. Of course, he’s neither gay nor pretty, but it’s the sort of tripe that’ll get him in the papers. On the other hand, The Shield‘s Paula Garcés is pretty, but just as fucked-up as Piven. “We’ve got to start making shit up,” she tells Playboy rival Penthouse. “My husband’s plan is to dress up in drag, and we’ll go to some hot club and just start making out. People will think I’m making out with some crazy lesbian girl, and I’ll get a lot of heat in […] Page Six.” Which is where both of these items about the heterohomos wound up. There should be a special closet for faux fags.
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